Are you a pessimist or an optimist?
Do you see the glass as half-empty or half full?
Is life full of could-be-better or could-be-worse situations?
Remember, nothing is permanent.
This shit too shall pass. You might just need more fiber.
Literally, you need to eat more fiber, or, you know, fiber as a euphemism for lay off the negatory.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty
~ Winston Churchill